Bump It's? REALLY?

Have you ever seen the infomercial for the things known as "Bump It's". Wow. If You Haven't Its A Piece Of Plastic With Teeth That You Are Supposed To Place Between The Parted Hair At The Crown Of Your Head. They Are Supposed To Give You The Illusion Of Voluminous Hair. Really? Have You Seen How Trashy Those Things Make You Look. Are Pieces Of Plastic You Place In Your Hair Supposed To Make You Look Better Or Sexier. They Make It Seem Like If A Girl Went To An A-List Celebrity Party That She'd Have The Shitty Plastic Piece In Her Hair. Umm I Think That's What Volumizing Shampoo Is For. I Mean If The Shampoo Doesn't Work For You I Think It's A Sign You Weren't Meant To Have "Big" Hair. UHHH Not Every Woman Looks Good With Humongous 60's Hair. We Are In 2009 Please Do Something That Fit's The Times. Please......I Think Infomercials Are So Stupid Unless They Are Selling Things That Are Actually Helpful Such As The"ShamWOW" Or "OxyClean" Please I Can't Handle Any More Stupidity.... i.e. "The Snuggie" or "Smittens"

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